was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
Can you help me I'm bent X
You know those eye drops that make you fall in love with the first living thing you see or something like that?
You woke up
And the first thing you did
Was look in the mirror
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here,
While these visions did appear,
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend,
If you pardon, we will mend,
And, I as an honest Puck,
If we have…
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